








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 66 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 160 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2322 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,367 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2557 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2147 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2035 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1628 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $447,513 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 122 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spinach | 77% | 13 |
| #2 | Léexi | 64% | 11 |
| #3 | Skinnybitcher | 56% | 25 |
| #4 | Ms Bugsy | 55% | 20 |
| #5 | Sh3Smok3r | 53% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | Nallen | 47% | 15 |
| #13 | Maja<3 | 45% | 11 |
| #14 | FieldForest | 31% | 26 |
| #15 | Trexxare | 30% | 23 |
| #16 | Kiwi | 29% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VanDracul | 4 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | Sh3Smok3r | 3 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | Spinach | 3 | 0.0103 |
| #4 | Maja<3 | 3 | 0.0137 |
| #5 | Bugsy77 | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luffy | 81 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #2 | Sh3Smok3r | 72 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | SuperBad | 59 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | TheGoth-HackeR.exe | 57 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | Nallen | 43 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nallen | +3.71 | 54 | 61 |
| #2 | SuperBad | +3.02 | 52 | 63 |
| #3 | Kapten Ståfräs | +2.63 | 50 | 68 |
| #4 | Luffy | +2.17 | 48 | 61 |
| #5 | Sh3Smok3r | +1.97 | 57 | 64 |





