








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 225 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 415 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2934 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,533 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2572 | 17% |
| Smokes | 3847 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4511 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 4603 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,415,339 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 127 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheGoth-HackeR.exe | 63% | 63 |
| #2 | Skinnybitcher | 61% | 70 |
| #3 | Ms Bugsy | 58% | 45 |
| #4 | Sh3Smok3r | 53% | 34 |
| #5 | Kapten Ståfräs | 48% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Maja<3 | 41% | 64 |
| #10 | FieldForest | 38% | 68 |
| #11 | RichterTV | 38% | 87 |
| #12 | Trexxare | 35% | 37 |
| #13 | SprängBengt | 33% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bugsy77 | 10 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Maja<3 | 10 | 0.0073 |
| #3 | Kapten Ståfräs | 5 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | Luffy | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | TheGoth-HackeR.exe | 4 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maja<3 | 173 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #2 | Luffy | 157 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | Bugsy77 | 152 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #4 | SuperBad | 141 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | Kapten Ståfräs | 126 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sh3Smok3r | +4.86 | 56 | 68 |
| #2 | Luffy | +4.23 | 54 | 63 |
| #3 | SuperBad | +3.68 | 58 | 61 |
| #4 | Kapten Ståfräs | +3.39 | 58 | 68 |
| #5 | Ms Bugsy | +2.85 | 50 | 59 |





