








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 349 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 374 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 69 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4399 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,764 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3416 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2272 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 3853 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 2223 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,451,642 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 258 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xFROSTIG | 59% | 22 |
| #2 | Ms Bugsy | 57% | 28 |
| #3 | Luffy | 56% | 27 |
| #4 | Sh3Smok3r | 53% | 45 |
| #5 | Kiwi | 49% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #14 | H.O.L.K.E.N | 41% | 29 |
| #15 | RichterTV | 40% | 72 |
| #16 | FieldForest | 40% | 83 |
| #17 | Maja<3 | 35% | 34 |
| #18 | SprängBengt | 17% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maja<3 | 6 | 0.0081 |
| #2 | VanDracul | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Bugsy77 | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | FieldForest | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Trexxare | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trexxare | 216 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #2 | SexyHuB | 151 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #3 | Kiwi | 118 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | Maja<3 | 102 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | Kapten Ståfräs | 91 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sh3Smok3r | +3.37 | 59 | 68 |
| #2 | Ms Bugsy | +3.07 | 63 | 63 |
| #3 | SuperBad | +3.02 | 59 | 60 |
| #4 | Kapten Ståfräs | +2.93 | 42 | 63 |
| #5 | Trexxare | +2.48 | 47 | 66 |





