








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 80 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 125 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1442 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,684 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1208 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1057 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1267 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1152 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $518,170 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sh3Smok3r | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | Spinach | 59% | 17 |
| #3 | Ms Bugsy | 56% | 9 |
| #4 | SuperBad | 56% | 27 |
| #5 | Kapten Ståfräs | 52% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Bugsy77 | 34% | 67 |
| #10 | Trexxare | 33% | 9 |
| #11 | RichterTV | 33% | 15 |
| #12 | Maja<3 | 17% | 24 |
| #13 | SprängBengt | 8% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VanDracul | 7 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | FieldForest | 5 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | Maja<3 | 3 | 0.0062 |
| #4 | Spinach | 2 | 0.0055 |
| #5 | Bugsy77 | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maja<3 | 83 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #2 | VanDracul | 68 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #3 | Kapten Ståfräs | 51 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | FieldForest | 50 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | Spinach | 38 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sh3Smok3r | +4.74 | 61 | 58 |
| #2 | Kapten Ståfräs | +4.68 | 60 | 71 |
| #3 | Ms Bugsy | +3.54 | 47 | 52 |
| #4 | SuperBad | +3.40 | 57 | 65 |
| #5 | yur1 tarded | +3.29 | 73 | 57 |





