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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 66 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 50 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
983 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,058 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1012 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1101 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 963 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 982 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $293,484 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 376 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luffy | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | SuperBad | 53% | 45 |
| #3 | VanDracul | 53% | 34 |
| #4 | Kapten Ståfräs | 53% | 40 |
| #5 | FieldForest | 52% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | TheGoth-HackeR.exe | 43% | 7 |
| #10 | Trexxare | 43% | 7 |
| #11 | 1337 ʜ4x0ʀ.ᴇxᴇ | 33% | 6 |
| #12 | Nallen | 33% | 6 |
| #13 | Kiwi | 25% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SuperBad | 2 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | Bugsy77 | 2 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | FieldForest | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SuperBad | 57 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #2 | Kiwi | 45 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #3 | Kapten Ståfräs | 37 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | VanDracul | 15 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | Luffy | 13 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sh3Smok3r | +2.56 | 56 | 64 |
| #2 | SuperBad | +2.55 | 55 | 62 |
| #3 | Kapten Ståfräs | +2.24 | 46 | 65 |
| #4 | Luffy | +0.69 | 40 | 59 |
| #5 | Kiwi | +0.64 | 51 | 64 |





