








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3709 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 1552 matches | ||
| Premier | 439 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 69 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




190 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
24364 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 86,730 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 31962 | 37% |
| Smokes | 23604 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 18045 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 13119 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $6,467,190 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5155 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CrocWithCrocs | 62% | 790 |
| #2 | bioFREAK | 62% | 344 |
| #3 | Summanis | 61% | 142 |
| #4 | wEEkliE | 61% | 175 |
| #5 | pHATe | 60% | 710 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CrocWithCrocs | 125 | 0.0079 |
| #2 | pHATe | 94 | 0.0066 |
| #3 | dOb | 44 | 0.0078 |
| #4 | hawt | 27 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | Filthy | 27 | 0.0066 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CrocWithCrocs | 4858 | 0.31 | 138 min |
| #2 | pHATe | 4522 | 0.32 | 137 min |
| #3 | dOb | 1101 | 0.20 | 24 min |
| #4 | Filthy | 989 | 0.24 | 23 min |
| #5 | ⚡ | 834 | 0.31 | 24 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CrocWithCrocs | +3.62 | 68 | 76 |
| #2 | dOb | +2.46 | 85 | 63 |
| #3 | Summanis | +1.59 | 74 | 43 |
| #4 | ScaR | +1.24 | 54 | 75 |
| #5 | ⚡ | +0.96 | 33 | 89 |





