








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2553 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 709 matches | ||
| Premier | 164 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




177 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13975 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 55,639 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 22260 | 40% |
| Smokes | 14067 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 12786 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 6526 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,683,248 of utility $74 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1043 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Summanis | 67% | 84 |
| #2 | wEEkliE | 64% | 119 |
| #3 | ⚡ | 63% | 59 |
| #4 | ScaR | 62% | 790 |
| #5 | pHATe | 62% | 405 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ScaR | 77 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | pHATe | 54 | 0.0067 |
| #3 | dOb | 32 | 0.0080 |
| #4 | hawt | 23 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | S.Owl | 22 | 0.0144 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pHATe | 2726 | 0.34 | 85 min |
| #2 | ScaR | 2674 | 0.17 | 74 min |
| #3 | dOb | 882 | 0.22 | 17 min |
| #4 | David | 813 | 0.18 | 23 min |
| #5 | hawt | 449 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CrocWithCrocs | +3.88 | 69 | 75 |
| #2 | dOb | +2.74 | 86 | 60 |
| #3 | Summanis | +1.53 | 77 | 43 |
| #4 | ⚡ | +1.33 | 31 | 87 |
| #5 | Branden | +0.67 | 61 | 57 |





