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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 810 matches | ||
| Premier | 488 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 70 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




100 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11705 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38,398 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10443 | 27% |
| Smokes | 13578 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 8472 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 5905 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,255,814 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7968 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wEEkliE | 60% | 95 |
| #2 | CrocWithCrocs | 59% | 230 |
| #3 | ScaR | 59% | 426 |
| #4 | dOb | 55% | 109 |
| #5 | bioFREAK | 55% | 111 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | CrocWithCrocs | 59% | 230 |
| #3 | ScaR | 59% | 426 |
| #4 | dOb | 55% | 109 |
| #5 | bioFREAK | 55% | 111 |
| #6 | pHATe | 53% | 176 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ScaR | 40 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | CrocWithCrocs | 37 | 0.0080 |
| #3 | pHATe | 24 | 0.0067 |
| #4 | dOb | 19 | 0.0083 |
| #5 | wEEkliE | 10 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CrocWithCrocs | 1397 | 0.30 | 39 min |
| #2 | ScaR | 1365 | 0.16 | 41 min |
| #3 | pHATe | 1112 | 0.31 | 34 min |
| #4 | dOb | 458 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #5 | bioFREAK | 180 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CrocWithCrocs | +3.95 | 69 | 73 |
| #2 | dOb | +3.15 | 86 | 64 |
| #3 | ScaR | +1.46 | 52 | 75 |
| #4 | hawt | +0.94 | 65 | 60 |
| #5 | pHATe | +0.64 | 34 | 89 |





