








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 4033 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 1298 matches | ||
| Premier | 239 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 111 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




175 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
14211 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 100,100 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 34748 | 35% |
| Smokes | 29702 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 19435 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 16215 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,995,796 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5591 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sphinxay | 70% | 156 |
| #2 | ✪Ag3ntFrag | 68% | 88 |
| #3 | bioFREAK | 64% | 235 |
| #4 | CrocWithCrocs | 62% | 405 |
| #5 | 66-2/3 in chainsaw | 62% | 140 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ScaR | 69 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | CrocWithCrocs | 57 | 0.0070 |
| #3 | dOb | 20 | 0.0101 |
| #4 | bioFREAK | 19 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | hawt | 16 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CrocWithCrocs | +3.32 | 66 | 75 |
| #2 | ✪Ag3ntFrag | +2.92 | 47 | 76 |
| #3 | dOb | +1.94 | 88 | 62 |
| #4 | sphinxay | +1.93 | 56 | 60 |
| #5 | pHATe | +1.00 | 35 | 90 |





