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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 189 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
424 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 607 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 202 | 33% |
| Smokes | 122 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 177 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 106 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $272,618 of utility $230 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 124 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | rayrrray | 53% | 38 |
| #4 | KuSHmaR Abahamed | 50% | 6 |
| #5 | MASAHIIRI | 50% | 8 |
| #6 | sigma kriper | 50% | 34 |
| #7 | uunib269 | 44% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sigma kriper | 22 | 0.0347 |
| #2 | rayrrray | 9 | 0.0114 |
| #3 | uunib269 | 9 | 0.0127 |
| #4 | MASAHIIRI | 6 | 0.0377 |
| #5 | KuSHmaR Abahamed | 1 | 0.0083 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sigma kriper | 173 | 0.27 | 5 min |
| #2 | rayrrray | 47 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | MASAHIIRI | 27 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #4 | uunib269 | 25 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #5 | KuSHmaR Abahamed | 14 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Musta Johtaja | +2.15 | 67 | 19 |
| #2 | sigma kriper | +1.37 | 58 | 64 |
| #3 | rayrrray | +0.98 | 59 | 36 |
| #4 | uunib269 | +0.49 | 57 | 29 |
| #5 | MASAHIIRI | +0.06 | 66 | 56 |





