








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 545 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 195 matches | ||
| Faceit | 113 matches | ||
| Wingman | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3895 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,034 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5697 | 32% |
| Smokes | 4320 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3720 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4297 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,388,086 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 122 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HEHE=D | 77% | 30 |
| #2 | LK | 56% | 59 |
| #3 | ziiffi | 54% | 26 |
| #4 | Pinkviini | 54% | 274 |
| #5 | topii | 53% | 232 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | piupali | 51% | 226 |
| #9 | JoL | 50% | 36 |
| #10 | Falco | 49% | 160 |
| #11 | Jmaister | 47% | 38 |
| #12 | Krudi | 45% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pinkviini | 13 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | topii | 10 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | piupali | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Miksukiksu | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Falco | 3 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | topii | 626 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #2 | Pinkviini | 506 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| #3 | Thimbaa | 437 | 0.25 | 12 min |
| #4 | piupali | 408 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| #5 | Miksukiksu | 281 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HEHE=D | +2.63 | 43 | 78 |
| #2 | JoL | +1.42 | 82 | 61 |
| #3 | Pinkviini | +0.94 | 63 | 61 |
| #4 | JuusOskari | +0.68 | 56 | 68 |
| #5 | LK | +0.59 | 61 | 67 |





