








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 8 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 151 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1734 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,762 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4897 | 33% |
| Smokes | 4038 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3554 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2273 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $285,869 of utility $52 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 118 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Magel | 60% | 15 |
| #2 | Intozzz | 57% | 14 |
| #3 | ziiffi | 55% | 22 |
| #4 | JuusOskari | 53% | 78 |
| #5 | Coira | 52% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pinkviini | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | JuusOskari | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | piupali | 3 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | Falco | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Miksukiksu | 2 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | topii | 241 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #2 | ✝ | 206 | 0.25 | 5 min |
| #3 | Pinkviini | 148 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | JuusOskari | 148 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | Magel | 126 | 0.46 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Intozzz | +5.83 | 69 | 73 |
| #2 | Hiirqi | +4.00 | 67 | 68 |
| #3 | MaXZoiDZ | +2.10 | 59 | 43 |
| #4 | piupali | +1.46 | 71 | 65 |
| #5 | JuusOskari | +1.44 | 60 | 66 |





