








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1195 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 356 matches | ||
| Faceit | 145 matches | ||
| Wingman | 94 matches | ||
| Esplay | 12 matches | 1,729 | |
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 67 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5544 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,331 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7387 | 33% |
| Smokes | 5872 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4886 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4186 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,888,140 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 212 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RemonttiRane | 57% | 74 |
| #2 | ziiffi | 57% | 76 |
| #3 | Opux | 56% | 63 |
| #4 | LK | 53% | 49 |
| #5 | BeiZi | 53% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | topii | 51% | 134 |
| #9 | JuusOskari | 51% | 226 |
| #10 | Miksukiksu | 50% | 214 |
| #11 | Mrs.Jellonas | 45% | 38 |
| #12 | Falco | 44% | 154 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pinkviini | 10 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | JuusOskari | 9 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | topii | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Falco | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Miksukiksu | 2 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JuusOskari | 527 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #2 | Miksukiksu | 407 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| #3 | Pinkviini | 373 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #4 | topii | 342 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #5 | RemonttiRane | 320 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BeiZi | +1.90 | 49 | 71 |
| #2 | RemonttiRane | +1.24 | 67 | 73 |
| #3 | Pinkviini | +1.00 | 63 | 60 |
| #4 | LK | +0.91 | 63 | 65 |
| #5 | JuusOskari | +0.46 | 54 | 69 |





