








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 711 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 470 matches | ||
| Faceit | 171 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5735 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,463 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4282 | 20% |
| Smokes | 5194 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 7517 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 4470 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,608,387 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 189 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | topii | 55% | 115 |
| #2 | RemonttiRane | 55% | 42 |
| #3 | JuusOskari | 52% | 159 |
| #4 | Pinkviini | 52% | 165 |
| #5 | RAJU | 50% | 105 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | BeiZi | 46% | 92 |
| #9 | Thimbaa | 45% | 44 |
| #10 | LK | 45% | 64 |
| #11 | Falco | 45% | 128 |
| #12 | Opux | 42% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pinkviini | 12 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | JuusOskari | 7 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | piupali | 5 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | RAJU | 5 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | topii | 4 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | piupali | 507 | 0.11 | 14 min |
| #2 | JuusOskari | 441 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #3 | Pinkviini | 302 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #4 | topii | 294 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #5 | BeiZi | 219 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RAJU | +4.18 | 66 | 65 |
| #2 | BeiZi | +1.57 | 50 | 71 |
| #3 | Pinkviini | +1.26 | 61 | 62 |
| #4 | JuusOskari | +1.00 | 51 | 67 |
| #5 | RemonttiRane | +0.76 | 68 | 73 |





