








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 313 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 274 matches | ||
| Faceit | 76 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Esplay | 1 match | 1,599 |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3508 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,724 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1641 | 10% |
| Smokes | 4753 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4669 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 4661 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,072,972 of utility $215 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 190 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RemonttiRane | 62% | 34 |
| #2 | ziiffi | 61% | 36 |
| #3 | Jmaister | 52% | 52 |
| #4 | topii | 51% | 144 |
| #5 | Orkkis | 50% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Opux | 44% | 25 |
| #12 | piupali | 44% | 154 |
| #13 | Krudi | 40% | 45 |
| #14 | BeiZi | 40% | 45 |
| #15 | Mrs.Jellonas | 35% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pinkviini | 10 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | piupali | 7 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | topii | 7 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | JuusOskari | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Miksukiksu | 3 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thimbaa | 357 | 0.24 | 10 min |
| #2 | topii | 352 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #3 | Pinkviini | 347 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #4 | JuusOskari | 347 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #5 | piupali | 318 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RemonttiRane | +2.18 | 71 | 76 |
| #2 | BeiZi | +1.82 | 50 | 70 |
| #3 | ✝ | +1.41 | 42 | 77 |
| #4 | JuusOskari | +1.30 | 59 | 70 |
| #5 | Pinkviini | +0.93 | 63 | 61 |





