








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 644 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 427 matches | ||
| Faceit | 148 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 69 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7752 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,302 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5509 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4622 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 7140 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 4031 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,034,453 of utility $204 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 486 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LK | 55% | 58 |
| #2 | JuusOskari | 54% | 274 |
| #3 | topii | 53% | 239 |
| #4 | JoL | 53% | 38 |
| #5 | piupali | 52% | 202 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | ✝ | 45% | 40 |
| #11 | Thimbaa | 43% | 86 |
| #12 | RemonttiRane | 41% | 54 |
| #13 | Rihis | 35% | 37 |
| #14 | Mrs.Jellonas | 32% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JuusOskari | 14 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | topii | 10 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | piupali | 10 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Falco | 6 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Thimbaa | 6 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JuusOskari | 727 | 0.13 | 18 min |
| #2 | topii | 685 | 0.14 | 16 min |
| #3 | Thimbaa | 432 | 0.23 | 12 min |
| #4 | piupali | 381 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #5 | Miksukiksu | 311 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JoL | +1.89 | 86 | 62 |
| #2 | Rihis | +1.72 | 68 | 60 |
| #3 | JuusOskari | +0.63 | 55 | 69 |
| #4 | LK | +0.53 | 63 | 68 |
| #5 | RemonttiRane | +0.31 | 75 | 73 |





