








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 268 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 271 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3941 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,033 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4175 | 38% |
| Smokes | 2499 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2707 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1652 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,154,720 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 194 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🅱️evin | 53% | 19 |
| #2 | marius | 47% | 171 |
| #3 | Tob | 47% | 88 |
| #4 | Rafael_Peder | 46% | 78 |
| #5 | iCantStop | 46% | 169 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Tob | 47% | 88 |
| #4 | Rafael_Peder | 46% | 78 |
| #5 | iCantStop | 46% | 169 |
| #6 | William | 45% | 128 |
| #7 | MotoMoto | 24% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iCantStop | 14 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | William | 10 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | marius | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Rafael_Peder | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | MotoMoto | 3 | 0.0057 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | marius | 493 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #2 | iCantStop | 335 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #3 | William | 226 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | Tob | 165 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | MotoMoto | 64 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | marius | +1.20 | 82 | 54 |
| #2 | ǝʞᴉǝH | +0.79 | 79 | 60 |
| #3 | 🅱️evin | -0.13 | 75 | 59 |
| #4 | iCantStop | -0.68 | 54 | 59 |
| #5 | William | -0.84 | 66 | 39 |





