








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 770 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 243 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 69 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2451 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,153 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2318 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1391 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2307 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1137 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,693,209 of utility $214 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3954 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Svendsgård | 57% | 30 |
| #2 | zelly | 48% | 116 |
| #3 | Rafael_Peder | 47% | 191 |
| #4 | shrymp | 44% | 123 |
| #5 | iCantStop | 43% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rafael_Peder | 13 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | shrymp | 9 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | ǝʞᴉǝH | 4 | 0.0076 |
| #4 | Svendsgård | 3 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | iCantStop | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rafael_Peder | 266 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #2 | iCantStop | 251 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #3 | zelly | 234 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #4 | shrymp | 135 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #5 | ǝʞᴉǝH | 114 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gnalterk1d | +5.09 | 85 | 69 |
| #2 | ǝʞᴉǝH | +2.06 | 79 | 54 |
| #3 | FragRanc3 | +1.96 | 81 | 67 |
| #4 | zelly | +1.55 | 66 | 64 |
| #5 | iCantStop | +1.07 | 59 | 62 |





