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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 424 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5416 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,678 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2031 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2668 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2149 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1830 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,975,470 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | marius | 51% | 197 |
| #2 | Tob | 46% | 171 |
| #3 | iCantStop | 46% | 169 |
| #4 | ǝʞᴉǝH | 45% | 128 |
| #5 | Rafael_Peder | 41% | 105 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | marius | 51% | 197 |
| #2 | Tob | 46% | 171 |
| #3 | iCantStop | 46% | 169 |
| #4 | ǝʞᴉǝH | 45% | 128 |
| #5 | Rafael_Peder | 41% | 105 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ǝʞᴉǝH | 22 | 0.0080 |
| #2 | iCantStop | 17 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | Tob | 10 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | marius | 9 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Rafael_Peder | 5 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ǝʞᴉǝH | 569 | 0.21 | 13 min |
| #2 | marius | 547 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #3 | Tob | 366 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #4 | iCantStop | 338 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #5 | Rafael_Peder | 67 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | marius | +1.20 | 81 | 56 |
| #2 | ǝʞᴉǝH | +0.61 | 79 | 60 |
| #3 | William | +0.07 | 70 | 40 |
| #4 | iCantStop | -0.27 | 55 | 57 |
| #5 | Tob | -0.74 | 61 | 47 |





