








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 970 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6045 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,776 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6074 | 28% |
| Smokes | 6096 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5408 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4198 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,551,834 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 158 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xavier | 58% | 207 |
| #2 | Dr Maddog | 53% | 70 |
| #3 | RickyBobby | 53% | 405 |
| #4 | SpraayZ | 52% | 412 |
| #5 | ็็็็็็็็็็ | 50% | 145 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | RickyBobby | 53% | 405 |
| #4 | SpraayZ | 52% | 412 |
| #5 | ็็็็็็็็็็ | 50% | 145 |
| #6 | TacoBurrito | 49% | 189 |
| #7 | Mayor | 46% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RickyBobby | 37 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | SpraayZ | 20 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Xavier | 15 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | TacoBurrito | 10 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | ็็็็็็็็็็ | 8 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RickyBobby | 1144 | 0.14 | 30 min |
| #2 | SpraayZ | 856 | 0.10 | 23 min |
| #3 | Xavier | 570 | 0.14 | 15 min |
| #4 | TacoBurrito | 460 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #5 | ็็็็็็็็็็ | 317 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SpraayZ | +2.84 | 84 | 62 |
| #2 | Xavier | +1.31 | 79 | 76 |
| #3 | 铲屎官 | +1.14 | 64 | 70 |
| #4 | ็็็็็็็็็็ | -0.14 | 85 | 60 |
| #5 | RickyBobby | -0.14 | 75 | 60 |





