








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 241 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 43 matches | ||
| Premier | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2842 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,352 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4071 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3049 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3258 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2974 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $516,834 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 79 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ็็็็็็็็็็ | 60% | 83 |
| #2 | RickyBobby | 59% | 243 |
| #3 | 铲屎官 | 58% | 207 |
| #4 | SpraayZ | 57% | 247 |
| #5 | TacoBurrito | 53% | 100 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | RickyBobby | 59% | 243 |
| #3 | 铲屎官 | 58% | 207 |
| #4 | SpraayZ | 57% | 247 |
| #5 | TacoBurrito | 53% | 100 |
| #6 | Mayor | 52% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 铲屎官 | 20 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | RickyBobby | 15 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | SpraayZ | 11 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | ็็็็็็็็็็ | 5 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | TacoBurrito | 3 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RickyBobby | 730 | 0.15 | 19 min |
| #2 | 铲屎官 | 730 | 0.17 | 21 min |
| #3 | SpraayZ | 523 | 0.10 | 14 min |
| #4 | TacoBurrito | 273 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #5 | ็็็็็็็็็็ | 195 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SpraayZ | +3.05 | 84 | 63 |
| #2 | Xavier | +1.55 | 78 | 76 |
| #3 | ็็็็็็็็็็ | +0.92 | 87 | 62 |
| #4 | 铲屎官 | +0.11 | 65 | 71 |
| #5 | RickyBobby | -0.28 | 73 | 61 |





