








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 713 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 118 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3867 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,226 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2907 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3717 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2484 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2118 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,128,317 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 186 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xavier | 60% | 83 |
| #2 | TacoBurrito | 60% | 65 |
| #3 | SpraayZ | 54% | 195 |
| #4 | RickyBobby | 53% | 180 |
| #5 | 铲屎官 | 50% | 145 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | RickyBobby | 53% | 180 |
| #5 | 铲屎官 | 50% | 145 |
| #6 | Mayor | 49% | 37 |
| #7 | Dr Maddog | 48% | 31 |
| #8 | Timmy Turner | 47% | 158 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Timmy Turner | 34 | 0.0105 |
| #2 | SpraayZ | 9 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | RickyBobby | 9 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | 铲屎官 | 8 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | Dr Maddog | 5 | 0.0077 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RickyBobby | 528 | 0.14 | 14 min |
| #2 | SpraayZ | 431 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #3 | 铲屎官 | 429 | 0.14 | 13 min |
| #4 | Timmy Turner | 365 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #5 | Xavier | 246 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SpraayZ | +3.00 | 82 | 63 |
| #2 | Xavier | +1.08 | 77 | 77 |
| #3 | ็็็็็็็็็็ | +0.95 | 87 | 58 |
| #4 | 铲屎官 | +0.58 | 61 | 72 |
| #5 | RickyBobby | -0.26 | 73 | 61 |





