








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 154 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Train | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2081 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,439 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2548 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2327 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2575 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2989 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $681,430 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 31 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ็็็็็็็็็็ | 60% | 65 |
| #2 | Xavier | 53% | 100 |
| #3 | SpraayZ | 51% | 235 |
| #4 | RickyBobby | 50% | 225 |
| #5 | 铲屎官 | 49% | 189 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Xavier | 53% | 100 |
| #3 | SpraayZ | 51% | 235 |
| #4 | RickyBobby | 50% | 225 |
| #5 | 铲屎官 | 49% | 189 |
| #6 | Mayor | 44% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RickyBobby | 18 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | 铲屎官 | 17 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | SpraayZ | 15 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | Xavier | 8 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | ็็็็็็็็็็ | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RickyBobby | 707 | 0.15 | 20 min |
| #2 | 铲屎官 | 645 | 0.17 | 20 min |
| #3 | SpraayZ | 481 | 0.10 | 14 min |
| #4 | Xavier | 298 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #5 | ็็็็็็็็็็ | 129 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SpraayZ | +3.38 | 83 | 63 |
| #2 | ็็็็็็็็็็ | +1.80 | 86 | 59 |
| #3 | Xavier | +0.93 | 79 | 74 |
| #4 | 铲屎官 | +0.54 | 61 | 72 |
| #5 | RickyBobby | -0.30 | 76 | 59 |





