








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 136 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 129 matches | ||
| Faceit | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3091 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,686 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 754 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1362 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1361 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1209 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $457,514 of utility $61 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 43 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | smithyyy | 43% | 21 |
| #8 | Wenglos | 42% | 24 |
| #9 | Chr1ssyB | 39% | 28 |
| #10 | JackieLafon | 36% | 22 |
| #11 | Krimbo | 36% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | smithyyy | 3 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | ChrisFD | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | glebary | 1 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Dora the Explorer | 1 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Wenglos | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | smithyyy | 106 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #2 | MaDzilla | 104 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #3 | Faizon™ | 58 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | glebary | 44 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | Wenglos | 38 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | glebary | +4.45 | 78 | 56 |
| #2 | smithyyy | +3.66 | 86 | 66 |
| #3 | ChrisFD | +1.47 | 37 | 48 |
| #4 | Dora the Explorer | +1.42 | 75 | 57 |
| #5 | MaDzilla | +1.27 | 63 | 65 |





