








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 188 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 113 matches | ||
| Faceit | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2830 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,293 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1300 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1461 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1454 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2078 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $974,785 of utility $203 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 90 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | »Riordan272« | 47% | 15 |
| #10 | ✪ Bremer | 43% | 14 |
| #11 | Jaxon ll | 38% | 16 |
| #12 | Chr1ssyB | 33% | 12 |
| #13 | smithyyy | 25% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | »Riordan272« | 3 | 0.0096 |
| #2 | smithyyy | 3 | 0.0120 |
| #3 | CNR | 2 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | Zoinkers32 | 2 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | Wenglos | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wenglos | 180 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #2 | Flip | 124 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #3 | CNR | 108 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #4 | »Riordan272« | 76 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #5 | MaDzilla | 73 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CNR | +3.12 | 77 | 77 |
| #2 | glebary | +2.77 | 78 | 61 |
| #3 | Zoinkers32 | +2.52 | 86 | 58 |
| #4 | Flip | +1.61 | 61 | 70 |
| #5 | ✪ Bremer | +1.46 | 59 | 67 |





