








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 629 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 168 matches | ||
| Faceit | 104 matches | ||
| Wingman | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3924 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,086 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1060 | 10% |
| Smokes | 2070 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 4098 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 3858 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $969,153 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 148 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | glebary | 67% | 43 |
| #2 | JackieLafon | 60% | 20 |
| #3 | Faizon™ | 60% | 30 |
| #4 | Wenglos | 55% | 38 |
| #5 | Dora the Explorer | 55% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☢Carnage ♿ | 8 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | glebary | 3 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Wenglos | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Faizon™ | 1 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Chr1ssyB | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | glebary | +3.63 | 78 | 62 |
| #2 | Johnny_ | +3.54 | 68 | 64 |
| #3 | Sir_WaterBear | +2.79 | 82 | 60 |
| #4 | Dora the Explorer | +1.91 | 68 | 61 |
| #5 | ChrisFD | +0.39 | 43 | 54 |





