








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 835 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 411 matches | ||
| Premier | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6225 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,875 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2882 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3517 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4672 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 2804 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,671,864 of utility $197 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 465 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | manny | 55% | 197 |
| #2 | FAdy200 | 55% | 38 |
| #3 | Venjex | 54% | 41 |
| #4 | DoubleU | 53% | 62 |
| #5 | Snapz 2.0 | 51% | 298 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Venjex | 54% | 41 |
| #4 | DoubleU | 53% | 62 |
| #5 | Snapz 2.0 | 51% | 298 |
| #6 | twilk | 49% | 136 |
| #7 | danm | 45% | 121 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | manny | 7 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | danm | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | twilk | 1 | 0.0003 |
| #4 | DoubleU | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | Venjex | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | twilk | 496 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #2 | Snapz 2.0 | 378 | 0.06 | 10 min |
| #3 | manny | 325 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #4 | danm | 283 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #5 | Venjex | 46 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DoubleU | +3.17 | 72 | 53 |
| #2 | twilk | +2.72 | 72 | 67 |
| #3 | danm | +1.38 | 56 | 65 |
| #4 | manny | +0.45 | 54 | 60 |
| #5 | Venjex | -1.11 | 45 | 50 |





