








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 323 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 278 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7517 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,379 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8053 | 27% |
| Smokes | 7329 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5430 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 8567 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,470,668 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1244 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Schneider | 66% | 58 |
| #2 | Colin | 52% | 409 |
| #3 | RAZR | 50% | 106 |
| #4 | SPECTER | 49% | 343 |
| #5 | Cairn | 48% | 379 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Colin | 52% | 409 |
| #3 | RAZR | 50% | 106 |
| #4 | SPECTER | 49% | 343 |
| #5 | Cairn | 48% | 379 |
| #6 | Napp | 47% | 305 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cairn | 56 | 0.0074 |
| #2 | Colin | 39 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | Napp | 37 | 0.0061 |
| #4 | SPECTER | 18 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | Schneider | 3 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Napp | 2060 | 0.34 | 40 min |
| #2 | SPECTER | 1045 | 0.15 | 30 min |
| #3 | Colin | 586 | 0.07 | 14 min |
| #4 | Cairn | 356 | 0.05 | 8 min |
| #5 | RAZR | 98 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RAZR | +3.24 | 88 | 58 |
| #2 | Colin | +1.90 | 66 | 56 |
| #3 | raiiin | +0.79 | 61 | 63 |
| #4 | SPECTER | +0.43 | 69 | 66 |
| #5 | Schneider | -0.15 | 75 | 38 |





