








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 124 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 44 matches | ||
| Wingman | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




52 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3178 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,964 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8003 | 36% |
| Smokes | 7142 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 4677 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2142 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $313,815 of utility $35 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 435 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Schneider | 68% | 38 |
| #2 | RAZR | 62% | 39 |
| #3 | Colin | 50% | 294 |
| #4 | SPECTER | 48% | 216 |
| #5 | raiiin | 47% | 305 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | RAZR | 62% | 39 |
| #3 | Colin | 50% | 294 |
| #4 | SPECTER | 48% | 216 |
| #5 | raiiin | 47% | 305 |
| #6 | Cairn | 45% | 301 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cairn | 47 | 0.0079 |
| #2 | raiiin | 35 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | Colin | 33 | 0.0057 |
| #4 | SPECTER | 15 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | Schneider | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | raiiin | 938 | 0.15 | 23 min |
| #2 | SPECTER | 725 | 0.17 | 18 min |
| #3 | Colin | 399 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #4 | Cairn | 276 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #5 | Schneider | 47 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RAZR | +4.14 | 88 | 50 |
| #2 | Colin | +2.45 | 69 | 55 |
| #3 | raiiin | +1.73 | 63 | 61 |
| #4 | SPECTER | +0.99 | 70 | 64 |
| #5 | Schneider | +0.01 | 74 | 33 |





