








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 766 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 501 matches | ||
| Premier | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6052 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,078 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8132 | 28% |
| Smokes | 6526 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 7304 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 7116 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $955,314 of utility $74 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 487 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EivindGL | 63% | 64 |
| #2 | P-brane | 57% | 197 |
| #3 | Ralph^^ | 57% | 67 |
| #4 | reven | 56% | 370 |
| #5 | Avaera | 56% | 428 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | reven | 56% | 370 |
| #5 | Avaera | 56% | 428 |
| #6 | B1asp | 56% | 422 |
| #7 | nico | 51% | 212 |
| #8 | ♕ Jungeldyret | 44% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Avaera | 2 | 0.0002 |
| #2 | B1asp | 1 | 0.0001 |
| #3 | reven | 1 | 0.0001 |
| #4 | P-brane | 1 | 0.0002 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | reven | 1335 | 0.16 | 36 min |
| #2 | B1asp | 976 | 0.11 | 27 min |
| #3 | Avaera | 743 | 0.08 | 20 min |
| #4 | P-brane | 694 | 0.16 | 17 min |
| #5 | nico | 448 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | reven | +2.04 | 72 | 76 |
| #2 | RobbinAK | +2.03 | 69 | 75 |
| #3 | EivindGL | +1.73 | 90 | 68 |
| #4 | Ralph^^ | -0.43 | 66 | 66 |
| #5 | ♕ Jungeldyret | -0.52 | 74 | 62 |





