








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 210 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 300 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1995 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,330 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4229 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3727 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3811 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3563 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $842,454 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EivindGL | 67% | 24 |
| #2 | Avaera | 57% | 288 |
| #3 | RobbinAK | 57% | 197 |
| #4 | Sp33dy | 56% | 32 |
| #5 | reven | 56% | 235 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | reven | 56% | 235 |
| #6 | B1asp | 56% | 292 |
| #7 | Ralph^^ | 53% | 17 |
| #8 | ♕ Jungeldyret | 51% | 43 |
| #9 | nico | 48% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B1asp | 2 | 0.0003 |
| #2 | ♕ Jungeldyret | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Avaera | 1 | 0.0002 |
| #4 | RobbinAK | 1 | 0.0002 |
| #5 | nico | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | reven | 788 | 0.15 | 21 min |
| #2 | B1asp | 707 | 0.11 | 20 min |
| #3 | RobbinAK | 585 | 0.14 | 16 min |
| #4 | Avaera | 510 | 0.08 | 13 min |
| #5 | nico | 202 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RobbinAK | +2.64 | 71 | 75 |
| #2 | reven | +2.45 | 75 | 77 |
| #3 | EivindGL | +1.79 | 89 | 66 |
| #4 | Ralph^^ | +0.55 | 66 | 63 |
| #5 | ♕ Jungeldyret | -0.19 | 78 | 58 |





