








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 350 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 327 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 94 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2932 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,449 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2498 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2677 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3486 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2788 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,541,479 of utility $203 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 63 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EivindGL | 55% | 58 |
| #2 | reven | 52% | 278 |
| #3 | RobbinAK | 51% | 212 |
| #4 | B1asp | 50% | 293 |
| #5 | Avaera | 50% | 305 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Avaera | 50% | 305 |
| #6 | Sp33dy | 50% | 38 |
| #7 | P-brane | 48% | 96 |
| #8 | ♕ Jungeldyret | 46% | 35 |
| #9 | Ralph^^ | 41% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B1asp | 2 | 0.0003 |
| #2 | RobbinAK | 2 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | reven | 973 | 0.16 | 26 min |
| #2 | B1asp | 665 | 0.10 | 18 min |
| #3 | RobbinAK | 641 | 0.14 | 20 min |
| #4 | Avaera | 543 | 0.08 | 15 min |
| #5 | P-brane | 381 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EivindGL | +2.28 | 91 | 67 |
| #2 | reven | +2.14 | 73 | 76 |
| #3 | RobbinAK | +2.11 | 68 | 76 |
| #4 | B1asp | -0.09 | 57 | 76 |
| #5 | Sp33dy | -0.93 | 64 | 74 |





