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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 721 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 570 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 108 matches | ||
| Premier | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8655 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 47,984 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12312 | 26% |
| Smokes | 15336 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 10557 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 9779 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,870,936 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 35 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EivindGL | 62% | 91 |
| #2 | P-brane | 56% | 292 |
| #3 | RobbinAK | 56% | 422 |
| #4 | Avaera | 55% | 595 |
| #5 | reven | 55% | 471 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Avaera | 55% | 595 |
| #5 | reven | 55% | 471 |
| #6 | Ralph^^ | 54% | 72 |
| #7 | nico | 50% | 293 |
| #8 | ♕ Jungeldyret | 50% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Avaera | 6 | 0.0005 |
| #2 | P-brane | 2 | 0.0003 |
| #3 | ♕ Jungeldyret | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | reven | 1 | 0.0001 |
| #5 | RobbinAK | 1 | 0.0001 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | reven | 1599 | 0.15 | 43 min |
| #2 | RobbinAK | 1300 | 0.14 | 37 min |
| #3 | P-brane | 1064 | 0.17 | 26 min |
| #4 | Avaera | 1019 | 0.08 | 27 min |
| #5 | nico | 575 | 0.09 | 16 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RobbinAK | +2.45 | 70 | 76 |
| #2 | EivindGL | +2.19 | 90 | 67 |
| #3 | reven | +2.17 | 73 | 76 |
| #4 | B1asp | +0.15 | 63 | 74 |
| #5 | ♕ Jungeldyret | -0.44 | 74 | 61 |





