








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 954 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 518 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6661 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,034 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7906 | 29% |
| Smokes | 6216 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 7423 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 5489 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,141,980 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EivindGL | 57% | 94 |
| #2 | RobbinAK | 56% | 370 |
| #3 | P-brane | 56% | 235 |
| #4 | Avaera | 56% | 481 |
| #5 | ♕ Jungeldyret | 56% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | ♕ Jungeldyret | 56% | 45 |
| #6 | B1asp | 55% | 471 |
| #7 | Sp33dy | 52% | 61 |
| #8 | nico | 52% | 278 |
| #9 | Ralph^^ | 52% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Avaera | 2 | 0.0002 |
| #2 | B1asp | 2 | 0.0002 |
| #3 | RobbinAK | 2 | 0.0002 |
| #4 | nico | 2 | 0.0003 |
| #5 | P-brane | 2 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RobbinAK | 1154 | 0.14 | 33 min |
| #2 | B1asp | 1134 | 0.11 | 30 min |
| #3 | P-brane | 870 | 0.17 | 21 min |
| #4 | Avaera | 861 | 0.08 | 22 min |
| #5 | nico | 549 | 0.09 | 15 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | reven | +2.15 | 73 | 76 |
| #2 | RobbinAK | +2.07 | 69 | 76 |
| #3 | EivindGL | +1.99 | 89 | 66 |
| #4 | ♕ Jungeldyret | -0.27 | 74 | 62 |
| #5 | B1asp | -0.36 | 58 | 75 |





