








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 421 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 585 matches | ||
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 72 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5149 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,568 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5848 | 26% |
| Smokes | 7577 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 4601 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4542 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,388,106 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 64 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EivindGL | 59% | 119 |
| #2 | P-brane | 57% | 288 |
| #3 | reven | 56% | 481 |
| #4 | RobbinAK | 56% | 428 |
| #5 | B1asp | 55% | 595 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | B1asp | 55% | 595 |
| #6 | Sp33dy | 53% | 68 |
| #7 | Ralph^^ | 52% | 60 |
| #8 | nico | 50% | 305 |
| #9 | ♕ Jungeldyret | 48% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B1asp | 7 | 0.0005 |
| #2 | RobbinAK | 3 | 0.0003 |
| #3 | nico | 2 | 0.0003 |
| #4 | P-brane | 2 | 0.0003 |
| #5 | ♕ Jungeldyret | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | reven | 1671 | 0.16 | 44 min |
| #2 | B1asp | 1395 | 0.11 | 38 min |
| #3 | RobbinAK | 1293 | 0.14 | 38 min |
| #4 | P-brane | 1062 | 0.17 | 26 min |
| #5 | nico | 607 | 0.09 | 16 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RobbinAK | +2.51 | 71 | 76 |
| #2 | reven | +2.23 | 73 | 77 |
| #3 | EivindGL | +2.04 | 90 | 67 |
| #4 | B1asp | -0.16 | 59 | 75 |
| #5 | ♕ Jungeldyret | -0.38 | 75 | 61 |





