








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1512 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 218 matches | ||
| Faceit | 200 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




61 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6444 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,760 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3901 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4579 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3457 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2823 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,346,333 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3811 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | fRooSEN | 56% | 32 |
| #7 | Lion | 55% | 99 |
| #8 | Redzalio | 49% | 57 |
| #9 | Gilad | 48% | 33 |
| #10 | VIDDY | 46% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ric Flair Drip | 1729 | 0.31 | 43 min |
| #2 | Lion | 509 | 0.24 | 14 min |
| #3 | VIDDY | 404 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #4 | Toastyy-- | 227 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #5 | Redzalio | 216 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Toastyy-- | +2.04 | 70 | 57 |
| #2 | King Bob | +1.91 | 79 | 56 |
| #3 | Ric Flair Drip | +1.64 | 80 | 64 |
| #4 | Gilad | +0.58 | 71 | 57 |
| #5 | Lion | +0.41 | 69 | 67 |





