








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 882 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Premier | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 69 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2553 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,816 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2077 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1907 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1190 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1642 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,064,766 of utility $209 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 475 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Baltic Baiter | 14 | 0.0102 |
| #2 | Ric Flair Drip | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | King Bob | 4 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | HomeDepotBucket | 4 | 0.0101 |
| #5 | Moopy | 3 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ric Flair Drip | 632 | 0.29 | 18 min |
| #2 | Moopy | 185 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #3 | Lion | 172 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #4 | King Bob | 131 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #5 | puf | 102 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Toastyy-- | +3.01 | 72 | 55 |
| #2 | King Bob | +0.95 | 79 | 57 |
| #3 | Baltic Baiter | +0.80 | 69 | 51 |
| #4 | Ric Flair Drip | +0.74 | 82 | 64 |
| #5 | puf | +0.41 | 86 | 66 |





