








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1054 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 270 matches | ||
| Faceit | 142 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4604 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,801 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3366 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2795 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3186 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2454 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,352,316 of utility $228 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 53 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | King Bob | 58% | 36 |
| #2 | Zilla | 51% | 35 |
| #3 | 6benjaa | 48% | 29 |
| #4 | Toastyy-- | 48% | 25 |
| #5 | Ric Flair Drip | 47% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gilad | 3 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | King Bob | 2 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | 6benjaa | 2 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | Ric Flair Drip | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ric Flair Drip | 427 | 0.27 | 10 min |
| #2 | Zilla | 135 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #3 | Gilad | 114 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #4 | 6benjaa | 107 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | King Bob | 84 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gilad | +2.63 | 76 | 55 |
| #2 | Toastyy-- | +2.53 | 74 | 59 |
| #3 | Zilla | +2.29 | 66 | 54 |
| #4 | King Bob | +1.41 | 68 | 54 |
| #5 | Ric Flair Drip | +1.35 | 80 | 60 |





