








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2189 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 474 matches | ||
| Premier | 251 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 74 matches | ||
| Wingman | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




85 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10273 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 43,126 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 17785 | 41% |
| Smokes | 10523 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5325 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 9493 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,417,723 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3035 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lion | 1329 | 0.25 | 29 min |
| #2 | King Bob | 612 | 0.11 | 18 min |
| #3 | Der1vative | 363 | 0.28 | 9 min |
| #4 | Toastyy-- | 362 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #5 | D | 191 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ric Flair Drip | +1.78 | 82 | 61 |
| #2 | Der1vative | +1.21 | 79 | 65 |
| #3 | King Bob | +1.08 | 79 | 54 |
| #4 | Toastyy-- | +0.97 | 67 | 58 |
| #5 | Lion | +0.07 | 68 | 60 |





