








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1340 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 365 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 338 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 71 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




113 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8403 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 43,429 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13516 | 31% |
| Smokes | 13971 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 6154 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 9788 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,894,747 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2279 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shoosT | 58% | 64 |
| #2 | Boulevark | 58% | 135 |
| #3 | Funds Are Safu | 52% | 124 |
| #4 | fRooSEN | 51% | 219 |
| #5 | Echo | 50% | 137 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | qt | 57 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | VIDDY | 18 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | fRooSEN | 11 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Boulevark | 8 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | Echo | 4 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | qt | 2005 | 0.21 | 45 min |
| #2 | VIDDY | 1527 | 0.19 | 41 min |
| #3 | Boulevark | 554 | 0.19 | 16 min |
| #4 | Echo | 400 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #5 | shoosT | 304 | 0.23 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shoosT | +6.87 | 90 | 66 |
| #2 | King Bob | +2.19 | 84 | 58 |
| #3 | Boulevark | +0.82 | 72 | 80 |
| #4 | qt | +0.77 | 77 | 63 |
| #5 | fRooSEN | +0.73 | 60 | 58 |





