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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 186 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
894 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,754 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 473 | 13% |
| Smokes | 697 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1191 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1393 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $347,567 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 24 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zRD3 | 50% | 22 |
| #2 | UninenVille | 43% | 153 |
| #3 | Phant0miina77 | 42% | 26 |
| #4 | siika | 42% | 55 |
| #5 | Myrttisen kurkut | 40% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | UninenVille | 16 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | MRTOKMAN1981 | 9 | 0.0158 |
| #3 | aRDE | 6 | 0.0090 |
| #4 | siika | 5 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | zRD3 | 5 | 0.0118 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | UninenVille | 257 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #2 | siika | 158 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #3 | aRDE | 98 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | MRTOKMAN1981 | 85 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | Phant0miina77 | 59 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Phant0miina77 | +3.41 | 69 | 57 |
| #2 | MRTOKMAN1981 | +1.51 | 59 | 51 |
| #3 | zRD3 | +1.38 | 48 | 53 |
| #4 | aRDE | +0.84 | 54 | 57 |
| #5 | Myrttisen kurkut | +0.14 | 50 | 63 |





