








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 264 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Premier | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3017 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,483 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1938 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1879 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1730 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1936 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $906,169 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 142 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | UninenVille | 46% | 61 |
| #9 | Cadillacmv3 | 42% | 26 |
| #10 | Meluksli | 42% | 24 |
| #11 | aRDE | 41% | 51 |
| #12 | 𝗩𝗲𝗟𝗲𝗛𝗼 | 40% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | siika | 428 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #2 | Asuna :3 | 177 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #3 | aRDE | 103 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | Meluksli | 86 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #5 | UninenVille | 67 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meluksli | +4.14 | 83 | 66 |
| #2 | Phant0miina77 | +2.90 | 69 | 58 |
| #3 | Elbu_ | +1.01 | 75 | 55 |
| #4 | MRTOKMAN1981 | +0.49 | 60 | 56 |
| #5 | OzzyG | -0.30 | 64 | 76 |





