








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 391 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 118 matches | ||
| Faceit | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4648 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,329 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3050 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1660 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 3801 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 3818 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,160,114 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 330 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pokka | 61% | 150 |
| #2 | PekuZu | 61% | 76 |
| #3 | mehinosu | 57% | 159 |
| #4 | Meluksli | 54% | 274 |
| #5 | siika | 52% | 182 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | HbG | 44% | 34 |
| #11 | Solzet | 44% | 34 |
| #12 | Phant0miina77 | 41% | 51 |
| #13 | UninenVille | 32% | 50 |
| #14 | Cadillacmv3 | 26% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meluksli | 13 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | siika | 9 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | UninenVille | 5 | 0.0053 |
| #4 | Phant0miina77 | 4 | 0.0044 |
| #5 | HbG | 4 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meluksli | 796 | 0.14 | 20 min |
| #2 | siika | 274 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #3 | razeh | 269 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #4 | pokka | 244 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #5 | PekuZu | 231 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meluksli | +4.12 | 79 | 65 |
| #2 | pokka | +3.11 | 79 | 55 |
| #3 | TazPig | +2.04 | 87 | 59 |
| #4 | mehinosu | +0.85 | 80 | 53 |
| #5 | Phant0miina77 | +0.29 | 61 | 56 |





