








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 424 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2911 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,421 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1582 | 17% |
| Smokes | 2515 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2831 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2493 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,176,150 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 349 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Phant0miina77 | 46% | 61 |
| #2 | Cadillacmv3 | 43% | 153 |
| #3 | siika | 42% | 130 |
| #4 | MRTOKMAN1981 | 38% | 47 |
| #5 | zRD3 | 38% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Watukas | 35% | 69 |
| #7 | Myrttisen kurkut | 34% | 50 |
| #8 | aRDE | 32% | 50 |
| #9 | Asuna :3 | 32% | 50 |
| #10 | 𝗩𝗲𝗟𝗲𝗛𝗼 | 19% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aRDE | 14 | 0.0148 |
| #2 | MRTOKMAN1981 | 12 | 0.0126 |
| #3 | zRD3 | 10 | 0.0111 |
| #4 | siika | 9 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | Myrttisen kurkut | 6 | 0.0060 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | siika | 354 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #2 | zRD3 | 184 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #3 | MRTOKMAN1981 | 167 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #4 | aRDE | 146 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #5 | Phant0miina77 | 133 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Phant0miina77 | +4.17 | 72 | 58 |
| #2 | MRTOKMAN1981 | +1.60 | 63 | 53 |
| #3 | zRD3 | +1.37 | 52 | 56 |
| #4 | aRDE | +1.27 | 56 | 58 |
| #5 | Asuna :3 | +0.06 | 49 | 44 |





