








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 214 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 69 matches | ||
| Premier | 61 matches | ||
| Faceit | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4522 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,054 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3856 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2812 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 3996 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4390 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,480,335 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 77 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pokka | 67% | 55 |
| #2 | razeh | 63% | 32 |
| #3 | Meluksli | 55% | 144 |
| #4 | mehinosu | 53% | 90 |
| #5 | aRDE | 52% | 182 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Cadillacmv3 | 42% | 55 |
| #11 | UninenVille | 42% | 130 |
| #12 | zRD3 | 40% | 53 |
| #13 | Watukas | 36% | 28 |
| #14 | 𝗩𝗲𝗟𝗲𝗛𝗼 | 35% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aRDE | 19 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | zRD3 | 13 | 0.0127 |
| #3 | Asuna :3 | 12 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | UninenVille | 12 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | Phant0miina77 | 9 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aRDE | 471 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #2 | Meluksli | 418 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #3 | Phant0miina77 | 372 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #4 | MRTOKMAN1981 | 242 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #5 | Asuna :3 | 236 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meluksli | +5.42 | 81 | 67 |
| #2 | pokka | +3.90 | 83 | 54 |
| #3 | Phant0miina77 | +2.81 | 67 | 57 |
| #4 | razeh | +1.41 | 84 | 61 |
| #5 | MRTOKMAN1981 | +0.90 | 59 | 56 |





