








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 388 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 294 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3805 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,768 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1929 | 15% |
| Smokes | 3630 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2908 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4301 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,156,770 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 523 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bloodfarts | 50% | 335 |
| #2 | Wiz | 49% | 214 |
| #3 | Solid Kuk | 48% | 198 |
| #4 | nikz | 48% | 198 |
| #5 | Volibear | 45% | 147 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Solid Kuk | 48% | 198 |
| #4 | nikz | 48% | 198 |
| #5 | Volibear | 45% | 147 |
| #6 | Floor Goblin | 42% | 146 |
| #7 | RIMIC | 36% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nikz | 12 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | bloodfarts | 11 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Solid Kuk | 10 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Volibear | 7 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Floor Goblin | 3 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Solid Kuk | 833 | 0.19 | 27 min |
| #2 | nikz | 515 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #3 | bloodfarts | 382 | 0.05 | 11 min |
| #4 | Volibear | 320 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #5 | Wiz | 157 | 0.03 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nikz | +1.37 | 77 | 63 |
| #2 | bloodfarts | +0.71 | 75 | 63 |
| #3 | Volibear | +0.38 | 79 | 59 |
| #4 | The Wicked Wall | +0.02 | 75 | 59 |
| #5 | Floor Goblin | -1.15 | 54 | 56 |





