








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 291 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1287 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,941 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1282 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1133 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1405 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1121 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $819,126 of utility $229 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 112 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rasta Smurf | 54% | 13 |
| #2 | CowardlyPancakes | 54% | 13 |
| #3 | PiggyPlayz | 43% | 14 |
| #4 | ElectricExplorer | 42% | 36 |
| #5 | StabbingFrenchToast | 38% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | CowardlyPancakes | 54% | 13 |
| #3 | PiggyPlayz | 43% | 14 |
| #4 | ElectricExplorer | 42% | 36 |
| #5 | StabbingFrenchToast | 38% | 40 |
| #6 | Than0s | 36% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ElectricExplorer | 3 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | Rasta Smurf | 1 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | CowardlyPancakes | 1 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ElectricExplorer | 77 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #2 | Than0s | 77 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | StabbingFrenchToast | 64 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | CowardlyPancakes | 27 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | PiggyPlayz | 17 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rasta Smurf | +4.70 | 63 | 46 |
| #2 | PiggyPlayz | +1.98 | 76 | 37 |
| #3 | CowardlyPancakes | +1.72 | 67 | 58 |
| #4 | Than0s | +0.42 | 65 | 52 |
| #5 | StabbingFrenchToast | -0.23 | 64 | 58 |





