








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 630 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 179 matches | ||
| Faceit | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2971 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,076 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3568 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3790 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1765 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 3953 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $772,630 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 71 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | maddoxx | 56% | 125 |
| #7 | Yo_ViDa | 53% | 202 |
| #8 | Mr. Rimmington | 52% | 149 |
| #9 | Beek | 52% | 96 |
| #10 | PlofTank | 47% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yo_ViDa | 796 | 0.19 | 24 min |
| #2 | ZypX | 493 | 0.22 | 11 min |
| #3 | maddoxx | 371 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #4 | Mr. Rimmington | 368 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #5 | Beek | 255 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jelle023 | +2.00 | 81 | 72 |
| #2 | ZypX | +1.39 | 84 | 66 |
| #3 | PlofTank | +0.65 | 57 | 63 |
| #4 | Yo_ViDa | +0.23 | 77 | 85 |
| #5 | maddoxx | +0.13 | 79 | 73 |





