








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 371 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 70 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1511 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,325 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1862 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1466 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1715 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1282 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $457,269 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Smartaaa | 68% | 31 |
| #2 | ZypX | 67% | 39 |
| #3 | Mr. Rimmington | 56% | 94 |
| #4 | PlofTank | 56% | 16 |
| #5 | Yo_ViDa | 56% | 114 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Mr. Rimmington | 56% | 94 |
| #4 | PlofTank | 56% | 16 |
| #5 | Yo_ViDa | 56% | 114 |
| #6 | jelle023 | 56% | 125 |
| #7 | Beek | 53% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Beek | 4 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | Yo_ViDa | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | jelle023 | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | PlofTank | 1 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yo_ViDa | 491 | 0.20 | 15 min |
| #2 | jelle023 | 373 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #3 | Mr. Rimmington | 241 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | ZypX | 194 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #5 | Beek | 149 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jelle023 | +1.69 | 81 | 74 |
| #2 | ZypX | +1.01 | 81 | 67 |
| #3 | Yo_ViDa | +0.74 | 79 | 84 |
| #4 | maddoxx | +0.24 | 79 | 73 |
| #5 | PlofTank | +0.16 | 48 | 60 |





