








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1632 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 264 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 43 matches | ||
| Faceit | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 91 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7001 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38,153 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14562 | 38% |
| Smokes | 11964 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 4675 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 6952 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,472,373 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 187 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Amhplify | 781 | 0.14 | 21 min |
| #2 | jelle023 | 472 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #3 | ZypX | 466 | 0.22 | 10 min |
| #4 | chipdog1 | 339 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #5 | maddoxx | 335 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yo_ViDa | +2.15 | 79 | 86 |
| #2 | PlofTank | +1.87 | 58 | 61 |
| #3 | jelle023 | +1.49 | 81 | 73 |
| #4 | ZypX | +1.45 | 84 | 65 |
| #5 | Amhplify | +1.44 | 60 | 74 |





